January 2010
GET ME A FUCKING COKE JAMIE, IT’S ALL I ASK FOR!!!!!!
– Hulk status Alfie.
December 2009
What the fuck are they doing working at an Asian store, it’s just not...
– Racist ass black nigga.
Although man can dream, I’m living all of theirs.
– That pretty much sums my life.
Fuck, finally.
2009 was alright. Hella shit happened, but I got through it all in one piece. 2010 checklist, let’s get it!
-Finish up my hemo-dialysis technician program
-Finish pre-requisites for Registered Nurse program at City College of San Francisco
-Get my BMW 335i
-John Mayer concert
-Coachella 2010
-iPhone 4G
-Andersens Bakery, management position.
-Farewell family, hello roommates.
...
Get that corn out of my face!
– Nacho Libre
I'm just sayin' →
The hell.
Kid: Hey, do you remember me two years ago?
Me: Huh?
Kid: You were walking your dog and you scared me.
Me: The hell.
Kid: I'm just going to try and pet him and leave, okay?
Me: The hell? Go for it, he doesn't bite or anything..
Who else seen a leprechaun, say yeaaaaahhh!!!
– Leprechaun sighting in Alabama dude
Sorry, I forgot the words to the song. Just smoked some Cali weed, some good...
– Kid Cudi (during his encore)